am i a pig? SCORE 11
delicates SCORE 3
new perspective on life SCORE 14
i have cats SCORE 9
evil underpants SCORE 28
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
earth sandwich SCORE 36
how to pet a dog SCORE 16
bologna! SCORE 18
they traded places SCORE 28
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
false advertising SCORE 10
it was just a nap SCORE 20
all the yes SCORE 16
nice cat SCORE 9
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
there goes my week SCORE 22
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
i’ll be back SCORE 9
failed eye test SCORE 34
whoops SCORE 6
more cheesecake SCORE 16
what’s the location? SCORE 30
they would breed SCORE 25
drunk humming bird SCORE 33
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
myself, obviously SCORE 32
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
drunk drama SCORE 9
choose your own speed SCORE 21
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
