Silly Effie. SCORE 233
‘Murica. SCORE 136
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
Like a boss. SCORE 129
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -2
A hero. SCORE 511
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
Business in the front… SCORE 101
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
So Delicious SCORE -252
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
A box of cats. SCORE 91
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
My life as a student in college. SCORE 240
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
