I have butterflies in my stomach… SCORE 101
Can I keep your eggs? SCORE 60
Some men just want to watch the world learn. SCORE 103
The two Dark Sides, unite! SCORE 97
Om nom nom. SCORE 128
Medals of dishonor. SCORE 91
I love my records… SCORE 242
Einstein in fuzzy slippers. Your argument is invalid. SCORE 127
The world before the internet. SCORE 128
Scribble portraits. SCORE 225
It’s fun to stay at the… SCORE 106
Card night at meme palace. SCORE 114
Pillow negotiations. SCORE 116
I cleared my cookies… SCORE 72
How was it for you, darling? SCORE 237
Bringing sexy back, for America. SCORE 92
I never said half the crap people say I did. – A. Einstein SCORE 119
A Ron Swanson quilt. SCORE 69
A haiku on getting up in the morning. SCORE 208
Power lifting. SCORE 3
Rubber bands vs. watermelon. SCORE 55
Cats vs. dogs. SCORE 114
Suspicious chihuahua is leery of your religious pamphlets. SCORE 162
The Guide to understanding Twilight SCORE 49
The sad truth. SCORE 129
How to troll. SCORE 267
ERMAGERD SKERPLES! SCORE 301
I found George W. Bush’s Checklist SCORE 81
Keep calm and… SCORE 163
How to catch a kangaroo. SCORE 42
Ninja attack in 3… 2… SCORE 81
iPhone 5 Cases SCORE -8