My thoughts on breakfast food SCORE 232
Attack! SCORE 163
Thor or Loki? SCORE 289
Scumbag drunk drivers SCORE 252
I ate my kids’ Halloween candy… SCORE 38
Treats?! SCORE 133
Best dad eve-..hmm. SCORE 4
Things to NEVER say to an artist. SCORE 245
It’s midterm time again… SCORE 202
Unique Handyman Tool SCORE 11
The force is strong in this pig. SCORE 236
Angle of depression SCORE 219
More restaurants should offer this special SCORE 141
Faaaaaabulous!! SCORE 12
Good idea. SCORE 277
Baby’s mind blown. SCORE 149
silly thor SCORE 226
Dead beet. SCORE 11
Cat puns… SCORE 189
Cats don’t care SCORE 17
truth SCORE 277
My Life Would Be Complete SCORE 16
There was a spider… SCORE 18
Selective hearing… SCORE 263
To Kill a Mockingbird. SCORE 17
Best Halloween masked ball makeup I’ve seen SCORE 234
Oops. SCORE 246
Love can kill ya. SCORE 14
I eat knives for breakfast SCORE 11
I keep getting rhymes in my head that end with -orny. SCORE 2
Bowling fail SCORE 14
Summer vs. Winter SCORE 288