officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
new life motto SCORE 23
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 26
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 22
brain fart SCORE 24
our time to bite! SCORE 9
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
elite toast SCORE 18
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 28
the machines were right SCORE 42
forever air freshener SCORE 29
the fourth sister SCORE 6
’tis the season SCORE 24
it’s complicated SCORE 15
oddly profound SCORE 17
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
i am the missing link SCORE 10
species and age? SCORE 31
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
so many days lost SCORE 30
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 19
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
be like baby llama SCORE 17
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 8
looks unsafe SCORE 36
business markie SCORE 4
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
35 is a solid number SCORE 17