Schrodinger’s Dumpster SCORE 24
Happy holidays, you filthy animals. SCORE 27
I’ll pay full price, thank you. SCORE 25
teeth cronching. SCORE 23
Think again, home boy. SCORE 26
Never a missed opportunity, that one. SCORE 22
Affection comes in many forms. SCORE 28
Australian Veterinary Clinic rescues a Golden Possum. They named him Pikachu SCORE 31
The FCC doesn’t care about your ears. SCORE 29
Extreme sporting… SCORE 24
You complete mua. SCORE 27
A time for zero down at signing! SCORE 24
The Nans of Nine SCORE 41
How to be paleo properly. SCORE 33
Cup holders are overrated. SCORE 26
Buzz buzz, children. SCORE 18
Working under pressure is a passion of mein. SCORE 27
Blow up your iPhone. SCORE 21
Genius is as genius dooes SCORE 22
Pizza pizza, in deed. SCORE 32
Thank you Kay, super astute and helpful. You’re hired. SCORE 21
Grandmeme’s eating ice cream with grandchildren. SCORE 27
Generic juice bag. SCORE 31
This is the Christ. SCORE 27
Scientifically Proven Bloodlines SCORE 25
Closets aren’t so bad… SCORE 29
Happy b-day, big boy. SCORE 30
Words. SCORE 30
Let them teach you, too. SCORE 44
Do not trust the children. SCORE 26
Be cautious with advice, generally. SCORE 35
The absolute audacity. SCORE 27
