Meanwhile, at Target… SCORE 147
Son of a- SCORE 80
If there is no wind. SCORE 87
I don’t plan. SCORE 117
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
You can see an owl’s eyes through its ears SCORE 63
Worst first date SCORE 122
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
Being an adult SCORE 93
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 34
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 88
Imagine Donald Trump winning SCORE 160
Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125
Like SCORE 60
Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
I’m a potato SCORE 44
When no one notices your haircut SCORE 112
Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 145
Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
accurate SCORE 95
The Gold SCORE 129
When flies rub their hands together SCORE 123
Suprised donor SCORE 157
This teacher SCORE 94
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 63