if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
no SCORE 23
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
muggle born SCORE 14
a true work of art SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
help, i woke up SCORE 32
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
space facts on your back SCORE 37
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
