after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26
Should have brought the cat to disney world i guess SCORE 37
looks don’t matter to everyone. this baby is proof of that SCORE 30
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
honest reviews of hogwarts SCORE 26
gonna need work to give me a raise before i start a swear jar SCORE 10
the real reason animal crossing is so popular SCORE 38
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
There should be a way to change ad options to “for children” on any streaming service SCORE 31
more milk per milk SCORE 14
don’t get caught stealing balls SCORE 6
reese’s cups are always the right choice SCORE 32
find your freedom SCORE 15
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
defiant roomba takes the long way home SCORE 22
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
You always have to test to see the gift receivers reaction before fully committing to gift giving SCORE 13
lucas better not be a snitch. You know what happens to snitches SCORE 15
maybe i did want to sleep in a wheelbarrow outside on my neighbors lawn after all? SCORE 23
bear with me SCORE 26
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
bed is nice until you fall asleep and relive your day in your dreams SCORE 13
how many frogs is considered too many frogs? SCORE 24
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
this squirrel’s husband may not want to come home for a few hours SCORE 17
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
a new entertainment term for you to know. Also, this little comfort character is adorable SCORE 8
never mix philosophy and driving SCORE 16
old money recovered from the titanic SCORE 18
