Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 45
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
+ cry. SCORE 118
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
The life of a book. SCORE 74
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Mama no. SCORE 52
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Safe pupper SCORE 81