I can bearly see him. SCORE 34
There used to be an Orange Julius on the corner but this store killed it. SCORE 112
What if grass licked your feet? SCORE 132
On spooning SCORE 99
This is heartwarming. SCORE 203
The Psycho Test SCORE 47
Every baby’s worst nightmare SCORE 91
Minimum wage is too low, and here is a kitten. SCORE 101
A reminder SCORE 148
Dr. Seuss was wise SCORE 92
Basically My Life Summed Up SCORE 74
Five minutes SCORE 71
Coffee is magical SCORE 92
Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels SCORE 124
Snails being racist SCORE 53
American Sign Language Describes It Best SCORE 84
False Praise SCORE 123
Tastes of summer SCORE 60
Someone built this wall around Trump’s Hollywood star SCORE 111
Having an older sibling SCORE 112
Change of Plans SCORE 96
One of the many skills you learn growing up. SCORE 76
On toothpaste chunks SCORE 80
Washington is pissed SCORE 127
Robbing Nightclubs SCORE 81
It’s Really Not That Hard… SCORE 69
Priorities in the age of social media SCORE 83
Robot problems SCORE 69
The Life of a College Student SCORE 99
A Guinea Pig with a Hat SCORE 92
What a time to be alive SCORE 131
A candidate you can believe in. SCORE 158