Olden but golden SCORE 19
This aged well. SCORE 18
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Movie Magic SCORE 27
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23