this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
there were no survivors SCORE 37
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
teens with attitude SCORE 27
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
too late SCORE 38
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 42
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i am this dog SCORE 20
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
bad ass SCORE 38