Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
This is adorable SCORE 135
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Not even once SCORE 58
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Just let me go SCORE 49
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Star Vars SCORE 56
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Ooops? SCORE 118
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
When I die… SCORE 130
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
The truth hurts SCORE 40
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
