Water is wet SCORE 26
No officer… SCORE 146
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Agent T SCORE 260
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Thriller. SCORE 137
This is my song! SCORE 90
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
government logic SCORE 11
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
What torture. SCORE 190
School notes. SCORE 255
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
quiet fives SCORE -3
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
