I told Siri to call me the Doctor… SCORE 21
Smooch. SCORE 141
The holidays in a nutshell. SCORE 256
Seven brilliant quotes. SCORE 218
Things I can remember… SCORE 89
Me too. SCORE 60
ELE-THONG SCORE -5
Whenever I try to ask a girl out… SCORE 231
Shoot for the moon. SCORE 151
Dang girl! SCORE 100
Me too. SCORE 183
I can relate. SCORE 166
How to quit your job. SCORE 114
I’m not anti-social… SCORE 144
People McNuggets. SCORE 200
In 20 years… SCORE 113
How I feel as the new year approaches. SCORE 109
A starry night. SCORE 197
I love you zebra. SCORE 180
Overly attached cat. SCORE 160
Math. Not even once. SCORE 113
Seems legit. SCORE 247
Our Christmas romance. SCORE 121
Surprise human! SCORE 111
Yay! Internet! SCORE 139
Monsters are real… SCORE 195
Chair vs. Gun. SCORE 282
I couldn’t sleep last night… SCORE 166
The most astounding fact. SCORE 63
When life gives you lemons… SCORE 142
In an alternate universe. SCORE 73
How to be a jerk. SCORE 88
