you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
clever girl SCORE 40
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
they tried to warn us SCORE 19
what’s the point? SCORE 41
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
never give up SCORE 88
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
i also laughed SCORE 56
looks like ham SCORE 30
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
you’d be stupid to not take this job SCORE 75
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
irony man SCORE 45
i wonder why SCORE 39
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
he did it because he could SCORE 37
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
delete my number SCORE 28
waka waka waka SCORE 26
hold it in SCORE 35
one day they’ll understand SCORE 32
oof SCORE 21
i can never find the words SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
heavy metal tree SCORE 45