loin king SCORE 27
a promise to myself SCORE 14
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
plus a secret third way SCORE 30
extra crust SCORE 27
what’s your first wish? SCORE 25
everything else sucks SCORE 16
dirty talk SCORE 21
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
got it SCORE 19
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
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holy dog SCORE 20
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
i’m the joke SCORE 19
tiger knee position SCORE 8
borcester shot SCORE 26
not even mad SCORE 26
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
the pope SCORE 15
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
tongue twister SCORE 19
go back to c SCORE 25
burns so good SCORE 4
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
