Metaphorical Observation SCORE 119
The penny that’s been in my garbage disposal for weeks finally popped out today. SCORE 110
Happy Birthday, tree killer. SCORE 86
American Memes SCORE 133
Ooh Look, A Flock of Cows! SCORE 91
Hot showers FTW. SCORE 100
Elon Musk is a supervillain SCORE 92
You seem interesting SCORE 54
Brilliant Facebook Prank Tricks Dumb People Who Consider Themselves Smart SCORE 143
Valyrian steel is very flexible SCORE 67
Freedom From His Wheelchair SCORE 34
Sleepy Vs. Tired SCORE 69
Some Of The Things I Never Learned In High School SCORE 32
A Really Big Coin SCORE 126
Gondor Yodels for Aid SCORE 102
You have got to love Homer Simpson SCORE 109
How I like my salads SCORE 96
When you don’t have the heart to tell your barber you hate your haircut SCORE 68
This Great Man Deserves To Be Remembered SCORE 114
Being An Adult Sucks SCORE 75
Earbuds SCORE 51
Batman’s Weakness SCORE 77
This is important. SCORE 101
The "Pomsky." The result of breeding a husky and a pomeranian. SCORE 116
As an American I can confirm this is true. SCORE 52
One Day Thomas Edison Came Home SCORE 116
Like That Feeling You Get When You’re Driving SCORE 90
When someone greets you by name… SCORE 86
Valid Answer In My Opinion SCORE 106
If You Ever Fall Over In Public… SCORE 75
Asgardian Iron Man Helmet SCORE 46
This is free money waiting to be picked up SCORE 120