Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Because Cute SCORE 16
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
The new Batman SCORE 11
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Things To do. SCORE 16
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
