Slow Robot
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SCORE 168
%26%238230%3Band+here+we+go.
…and here we go. SCORE 23
C+O+N+T+A+C+T
C O N T A C T SCORE 24
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
Medium+sized+Alaskan+native.
Medium sized Alaskan native. SCORE 29
Just+dropped+off+my+ballot.+Good+luck%2C+Kanye%21+%26%238211%3B+Conan%2C+probably.
Just dropped off my ballot. Good luck, Kanye! – Conan, probably. SCORE 20
We+still+rollin%26%238217%3B+boo.
We still rollin’ boo. SCORE 22
watch+out+for+jiggles%26%238230%3B
watch out for jiggles… SCORE 24
Right+in+the+kisser%21
Right in the kisser! SCORE 21
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 18
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 26
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 25
The+dolphins+tried+to+warn+us
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 31
The+Supernatural+was+ahead+of+the+curve.
The Supernatural was ahead of the curve. SCORE 34
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
Fractional+babies+are+problematic.
Fractional babies are problematic. SCORE 25
TO+BATTLE
TO BATTLE SCORE 24
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
She%26%238217%3Bs+called+Frank+the+Tank.
She’s called Frank the Tank. SCORE 27
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 29
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
Source+the+apathy.
Source the apathy. SCORE 37
Don%26%238217%3Bt+step+on+a+leaf+or+you%26%238217%3Bll+break+your+nephews+neck.
Don’t step on a leaf or you’ll break your nephews neck. SCORE 28
You+will+never+win.
You will never win. SCORE 32
Horse+Fingers+go+clomp.
Horse Fingers go clomp. SCORE 18
Really+not+winning+at+much%2C+are+we%3F
Really not winning at much, are we? SCORE 30
Beat+that+thing%2C+boy.
Beat that thing, boy. SCORE 29
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 30
Maybe+he+was+just+too+slow%3F
Maybe he was just too slow? SCORE 24
Quite+possibly+I+am+adept+at+avoiding+answering+questions.
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 32
Predictable%2C+really.
Predictable, really. SCORE 30
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A clothing company made a magnetic button down shirt for a man with cerebral palsy so he could get dressed more easily SCORE 47
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People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
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Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
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Classical Karen. SCORE 32
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I dunno, maybe we strike. SCORE 30
UN+DERSTAND
UN DERSTAND SCORE 25
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