Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Ladies… SCORE 173
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
New books. SCORE 200
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Friends. SCORE 213
How people see me. SCORE 233
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I love you. SCORE 20
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Please be troll. SCORE 194
