Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Glam rock. SCORE 157
A dogs life. SCORE 134
Every time. SCORE 135
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
WUT? SCORE 268
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Conundrum. SCORE 210
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191