The No-Blinking Contest SCORE 0
Crushes through life. SCORE 118
Ham and eggs. SCORE 160
Happy easter. SCORE -180
Whenever a blocked number calls me. SCORE 114
If you fall… SCORE 125
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? SCORE 120
Need to lose weight? Become a Power Ranger! SCORE -8
People who are worse at cooking than you. SCORE 210
Spidey is a Bad Liar SCORE -9
Nope. MINE! SCORE 124
Happy Easter. SCORE 43
Couldn’t agree more. SCORE 209
Soy sauce surprise. SCORE 297
Pew! Pew! Pew! SCORE 82
You make a compelling point. SCORE 184
Daniel Radcliffe on Richard Griffiths. SCORE 379
Seems legit. SCORE 141
The Scowling Contest SCORE 0
People that don’t like animals. SCORE 223
Wanting to go to Paris with your Bffs. SCORE 121
BAT TOUCH SCORE 3
All Bane really wanted SCORE -2
Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Gotham Street? SCORE -5
Happy Easter. SCORE 58
Still a better love story than Twilight. SCORE 200
Nice try alligators. SCORE 155
Google knows… Nose…? SCORE 8
Why dogs aren’t bomb technicians. SCORE 179
How I feel about swingsets. SCORE 223
Oh Nose. SCORE 1
This would not surprise me. SCORE 132