nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
cringe in the future SCORE 15
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
just one day… SCORE 23
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
you’re hired SCORE 22
please…stop… SCORE 14
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
en garde SCORE 22
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
FYI: SCORE 22
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
playing hard to get SCORE 18
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
i hope she didn’t leaf us for good SCORE 22
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
ol’ reliable SCORE 24