Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
I am home. SCORE 3
Immature: SCORE 73
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Surprise me. SCORE 97
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
perfectly timed photos SCORE 3
Accuracy SCORE 130
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Smart Car SCORE 3
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
You can see me? SCORE 149
The internet. SCORE 152
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
What people really hear. SCORE 83
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
The Interwebz SCORE 1
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
