Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Do go on… SCORE 191
Yes. SCORE 285
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
How I die. SCORE 254
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Dog logic. SCORE 211
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
It’s true. SCORE 163
Like a boss. SCORE 245
Crap. SCORE 246
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
LOL. SCORE 231
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
My hobby. SCORE 188
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Imagine. SCORE 366
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220