Are you even real? SCORE 113
Footprints left by ladybug SCORE 71
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
She doesn’t actually seem to care. SCORE 72
Living in the present. SCORE 64
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64
I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Houston, we have a problem. SCORE 85
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
OG lookback meme SCORE 72
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Purrealism SCORE 76
Paragraph. SCORE 51
Penny from 1935 that may have been used to cheat old gumball machines SCORE 40
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
