Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
The one true science SCORE 32
*gunshots* SCORE 22
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Big hmm… SCORE 32