Feminism. SCORE 137
My McDonald’s pancake has a serial number. SCORE 149
Mesmerizing cat SCORE 170
Why did the chicken cross the road? SCORE 292
How I came out to my entire extended family at once. SCORE 384
Super smart. SCORE 18
What sex ed should be. SCORE 194
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 21
Willem Dafoe should be the next Joker SCORE 127
Meanwhile, in Toy Story 3. SCORE -14
I think that this book series is a bit racist. SCORE 218
Tail waggin’ good. SCORE 14
Love. SCORE 137
Just Putin this out there SCORE 143
Clever Tabasco Ad SCORE 225
Got my weave did. SCORE 112
Close enough… SCORE 12
According to my calculations… SCORE 21
Twins? SCORE 172
What the devil!? SCORE 152
Total deaths per planet. SCORE 138
Members only. SCORE 8
Only as a friend. SCORE 11
What if?!?!?!?! SCORE 193
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 296
Space Unicorn SCORE 8
Nip. Not even once SCORE 19
Do you believe in miracles? 34 years ago today! SCORE 4
Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Next summer I’ll be six… SCORE 256
The world would be a better place… SCORE 174
Just girly things! SCORE 12