A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It’s still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule. SCORE 95
Can’t dismiss the raw talent though… SCORE 94
Plastic bad! SCORE 57
Grandmother, no. SCORE 35
Sum sum summertime. SCORE 26
Those damn millennials are out there livin’ SCORE 90
Teach the good teach. SCORE 119
Yeah yeah… resume. SCORE 69
Support each other. SCORE 137
Andre, protector of the hall. SCORE 85
Forgiven, but not forgotten. SCORE 63
Plot twist SCORE 90
How to do your taxes like a grownup. SCORE 82
Patrick IRL SCORE 65
expensive oof SCORE 83
Do your part; do what you can. SCORE 99
Permanent snoot boop SCORE 85
King of Cartridges. SCORE 123
2134 now… SCORE 98
Challenge accepted. SCORE 103
Help! I’ve flipped the car and I can’t get up! SCORE 71
Found around my school. SCORE 47
Carry on… SCORE 62
This child’s tombstone has the Batman Symbol engraved on it instead of any religious symbols. SCORE 53
Apparently, my cat wanted to feed all her toy mice last night. SCORE 76
You know nothing… SCORE 63
Say goodbye to sister. SCORE 135
Niagara Falls on Canada day SCORE 89
Jesus was here. SCORE 54
Be more sensitive. SCORE 51
When alpha males collide. SCORE 62
*Not all birbs are created equally. SCORE 51