all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
beavers hate water SCORE 35
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
when life imitates art SCORE 24
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
species and age, please SCORE 40
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
roger roger SCORE 14
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
dog wood trees SCORE 26
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
at least there are cats SCORE 20
dog bites everything SCORE 23
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
pupils dilate SCORE 43
