Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
Are you religious? SCORE 69
They mean it too SCORE 32
me_irl SCORE 50
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
Help us… SCORE 47
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Don’t even test me SCORE 65
If lays made beer SCORE 68
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51