*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Mama no. SCORE 52
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Paragraph. SCORE 51
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
+ cry. SCORE 118
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
I GUESS SCORE 45
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
