Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
All you need to know about America… SCORE 155
True mark of adulthood. SCORE 190
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Time. SCORE 133
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Quality work there, kelly. SCORE 154
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
This and that SCORE 11
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Good advice. SCORE 13
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Germans. SCORE 3
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
A Mexican magician. SCORE 203
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
When you see it. SCORE 5
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Spin kick against arcade punching machine SCORE -6
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Dat feel. SCORE 156
Anyone else? SCORE 144
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116