When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
I GUESS SCORE 45
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
+ cry. SCORE 118
Every time. SCORE 37
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Mama no. SCORE 52
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95