The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
I miss those 40min lectures SCORE 25
I could listen to you all day. SCORE 25
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
Till death. SCORE 38
Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 36
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
Fox loaves. SCORE 35
The same but different… SCORE 34
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 47
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
Cute couple SCORE 33
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
Say meatball SCORE 36
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
Got ‘eeem SCORE 26
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35
Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 56
What about second recess? SCORE 27