have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
never forget SCORE 20
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
puzzling SCORE 18
the classroom walk of shame SCORE 14
a frog riding a motorcycle SCORE 38
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
therapy burn SCORE 28
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
enter my what now? SCORE 27
dreams are fun SCORE 28
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
only room for one! SCORE 24
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
what a shame SCORE 38
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
we really got the life SCORE 11
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
boom SCORE 11
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
fancy af SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17