The Twortle SCORE 142
Trollololo! SCORE 151
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Same thing… SCORE 21
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Now kiss… SCORE 115
2pactopus SCORE 113
Accurate. SCORE 287
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Accurate. SCORE 146
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
