if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 23
sorry cakey SCORE 20
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 24
data requires a manual SCORE 10
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
for lease navidad SCORE 21
overpacking for a short trip is my super power SCORE 20
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
lost cat SCORE 8
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
