Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
We have to go back! SCORE 185
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Does not compute. SCORE 180
An incredible story. SCORE 194
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Magic… SCORE 151
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 169
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Why I vote. SCORE 150
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137