Forever and always SCORE 0
Every night. SCORE 220
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Lottery SCORE 4
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
How to troll. SCORE 181
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Likely. SCORE 177
Every time. SCORE 180
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Karma. SCORE 236
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
This generation. SCORE 265
