Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
I’ve been expecting you. SCORE 120
The circle of life. SCORE 205
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
What would you do? SCORE 321
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
Sage advice. SCORE 216
Magic. SCORE 168
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Best present ever SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 158
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -43
Please? SCORE 111
Do want. SCORE 94
Accurate. SCORE 145
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Ocelot vs. Ocelittle. SCORE 194
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
