How people see me. SCORE 233
I love you. SCORE 20
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Friends. SCORE 213
New books. SCORE 200
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Please be troll. SCORE 194
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Ladies… SCORE 173