Exactly. SCORE 170
True story. SCORE 385
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Basically. SCORE 171
Oh Google. SCORE 224
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
SONDER SCORE 21
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
The Feels SCORE 14
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Returned… SCORE 14
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Flight 772. SCORE 460
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Where they are now… SCORE 30
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Dem feels. SCORE 448
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Get in there! SCORE 9
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
True desperation. SCORE 150