Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Stress relief SCORE 45
easy money SCORE 29
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
Problem solved SCORE 34
Good boi summer SCORE 75
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
What about Linux? SCORE 45
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
Same… SCORE 53
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
The obvious answer SCORE 26