First you must learn to read… SCORE 26
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Is the bowl really full, though? Yes. It is. SCORE 34
(some) teachers earn every penny. SCORE 38
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
Harbinger of doom SCORE 23
Bats are nocturnal. SCORE 39
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
I was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
Facts SCORE 69
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Wait a minute! SCORE -4
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
Burns so good. SCORE 37
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
Define Latte… SCORE 40
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
