Stephen Hawking before he developed amytrophic lateral sclerosis. SCORE 233
Lets do this! SCORE 19
No, I’m Severus SCORE 19
Everyone around you is being annoying… SCORE 200
Somebody has to do it… SCORE 170
Or Maybe Stab it with a Fork SCORE 21
Well, at least I have options. SCORE 238
A Stick with a Gold Metal Tied to the End of it. SCORE 392
This is why I’m single. SCORE 225
Facial Hair Makes a Difference SCORE 126
Do me a Favor. SCORE 16
Until May 15… SCORE 12
Find the needle in a haystack. SCORE 221
Theprectimewizaforceioustravelrdry? SCORE 291
Finals week… SCORE 210
The QWERTY keyboard. SCORE 264
why mantis shrimp are my new favorite animal SCORE 10
How arguments on the internet work. SCORE 214
What pure happiness looks like. SCORE 244
Let’s go to dinner… SCORE 15
Girls vs. guys. SCORE 241
When a girl changes her relationship status to single. SCORE 139
Not sure if racist or punny… SCORE 170
3 sentences it is. SCORE 248
Debatable. SCORE -14
Tumblr is my Religion SCORE 14
When I die… SCORE 114
My life. SCORE 140
There’s plenty of fish in the sea, they said… SCORE 244
Whenever My Sister Steals My Stuff! SCORE 6
When Your Grandma is Reliving the “Good Old Times” SCORE 144
My TA is hot… SCORE 273
