I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
How I feel about “Fifty Shades of Grey.” SCORE 199
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Nutella covered bacon. SCORE 201
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Every day. SCORE 212
Alien logic. SCORE 262
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
I like you. SCORE 215
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Every time. SCORE 135
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
Reactions to being placed inside a box. SCORE 205