Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
When I die… SCORE 130
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
RIP SCORE 63
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Ooops? SCORE 118
This is adorable SCORE 135
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Date a man who… SCORE 125
Not even once SCORE 58
Star Vars SCORE 56
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
